BEST BREAST BLING!

Too bad my baby showers are over. If I would have seen this sooner, I would have had all the chicas put in money to get me this gem. It would work perfect for work, grocery shopping, Sunday go to meetin's, or just hanging out with the fam! I hope its patented!

ReALLy CoNSIderING GhoST PAInS!!

Yes, I have officially hit the "CANKLES" stage. I have heard all the jokes and have gotten all the guff for it from, "You look like you've sprained your ankle...S", "Boy, those look like they are going to burst," to "You poor thing" and my personal favorite, "Maybe you should put your feet up....." YOU THINK???

S-A-W: Spells R-E-L-I-E-F!

This doesn't look like it would hurt all that bad. I think they are onto something here. A peg leg is attractive, right? No more shaving...